THE STORY OF
Saturday has always been, and will always be, the best day of the week. No other day comes close.
Monday is the worst, and everyone knows it. Tuesday is pretty much just Monday 2.0. Wednesday is halfway to Saturday, so it's really only half good. Thursday is for doing all the work you won't be getting done on Friday. Which, by the way, is only any good because it means it's almost Saturday. And Sunday? Don't even get me started. Because with Sunday, comes Monday, and we're right back where we started.
Saturday is different though. It is a taste of what life would be like if you only ever did what you wanted. It's nearly perfect.
It does have one flaw: Saturday is only available once a week.